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theshy是中国人吗——the shy中国人

今天窝牛号就给我们广大朋友来聊聊theshy是中国人吗,以下观点希望能帮助到您。

中国人跟外国人用英语交流的话说什么好?

答英语日常用语100句

001 See you later.待会见;再联络 A: I have to go.B: See you later.

002 What’s up近来过得如何? A: Hey! What’s upB: Nothing much! As usual.

003 It’s on me.我来付 A: The beer is on me.B: Thank you.

004 I mean it.我是说真的 A: Do you really want to quit your jobB: I mean it.

005 Check, please.买羡宏厅单 A: Check, please.B: Yes, sir.

006 Mind your own business.别多管闲事 A: What were you talking aboutB: Mind your own business.

007 Hold on.请稍等 A: May I leave a message, pleaseB: Hold on.

008 Whatever!随你的便 A: Shall I tell him tonight or tomorrowB: Whatever!

009 After you.你先(请) A: Please come in.B: After you.

010 Nonsense!胡说八道! A: Tell me the truth. I don’t want nonsense.B: I am telling the truth.

011 Cheer up!振作点 A: We lost the game again!B: Cheer up! You’ll do better next time.

012 No way!不行 A: Let’s have pizza for lunch.B: No way! I hate pizza.

013 Go for it!加油! A: It’s an important test.B: Yes, I will go for it!

014 You’ve got me there. / (it) beats me.我想不出来:我绝高不知道:你考倒我了 A: Do you know the height of that buildingB: You’ve got me there. (Beats me)

015 Who Cares!谁管你呀! A: I can’t finish my homework. Can you help me to do someB: Who cares!

016 I’ll get it.我来接(电话) A: The is ringing.B: I’ll get it.

017 It depends.看情形 A: When will you wake upB: It depends.

018 Out of the question!不可能的 A: Could I borrow your bikeB: Out of the question!

019 Allow me.让我来 A: Please allow me to open the door for you.B: Thank you.

020 Calm down冷静一点 A: Calm down. It’s not such a big deal.B: You won’t understand.

021 Thank you. A: You are beautiful!B: Thank you.

022 You’re welcome.不客气 A: Thank you for the flowers.B: You’re welcome.

023 Goodbye.再见 A: Take care!B: You too! Goodbye!

024 How are you(doing)你好吗? A: How are youB: Not very good. I got a cold.

025 I have had enough!我真是受兄隐够了! A: I have had enough!B: Why What did he do

026 Let’s call it a day.今天到此为止吧! A: Let’s call it a day. I am so tired.B: All right!

027 Not again!不会吧! A: Everyone’s late.B: Not again!

028 Knock it off!住手!不要吵! A: Knock it off! I am trying to study.B: Sorry, I didn’t know that you are studying.

029 Good night.晚安 A: Good night, everybody.B: Good night, Jill! Have a sweet dream.

030 Sure!可以呀! A: Could I use your computerB: Sure!

031 Of course.当然! A: Could I borrow your carB: Of course.

032 Yes.是的 A: Is this your cell B: Yes, it is mine.

033 Why为什么? A: Sarah is not coming.B: Why

034 Be careful on the road.路上小心 A: Be careful on the road. It’s getting dark.B: Ok!

035 You decide.你决定吧! A: Do you want the black tie or the red oneB: You decide.

036 Never mind.没关系;不要紧 A: I am sorry that I broke your radio.B: Never mind.

037 That’s all right.没关系 A: I didn’t mean to be bump into you.B: That’s all right.

038 I don’t know.我不知道 A: Do you know where the police station isB: I don’t know.

039 Is there anything wrong有问题吗? A: The boss was every angry at the meeting.B: Why Is there anything wrong

040 No problem.没问题 A: Could I borrow your car tomorrowB: Sure! No problem.

041 You are joking! (No kidding)别开玩笑了 A: Did you know that Linda’s uncle is Jacky ChenB: You are joking! How did you know that

042 Why not为什么不行? A: You can’t go out today.B: Why not

043 I don’t understand….我不懂 A: Betty broke up with her new boyfriend.B: I don’t understand how could this happen

044 And then然后呢? A: You should take this form to the first counter.B: And then What should I do

045 So what那又如何?那又怎样? A: Do you know there is a new theater down the streetB: Yeah. So what

046 It’s alright.还好 A: How’s your steakB: It’s alright.

047 I am OK.我没事 A: Are you hurtB: I am OK.

048 Bon voyage.一路顺风 A: We are leaving for Boston tonight.B: Bon voyage.

049 What happened发生了什么事? A: Lucy is crying.B: Why What happened

050 Come on!来嘛!拜托! A: I don’t want to go to the party.B: Come on! Don’t be shy.

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051 Come off it!别装蒜了:别扯了:住口 A: I think I failed my exam.B: Come off it! This is the third time you mention it.

052 Give me a break!饶了我吧! A: It’s only a twenty-minute walk.B: Give me a break! My legs are killing me.

053 That’s enough!够了! A: That’s enough. I’ve had enough of you.B: Please let me explain.

054 Stop!停! A: Stop! You are going to bump that tree!B: Stop yelling!

055 Cut it out!别闹了(停止打斗、争吵等) A: Cut it out! The baby is sleeping.B: Sorry about that.

056 Over the line太过分了 A: You better say sorry to her. You are over the line this time.B: She hit me first.

057 Where is this这是哪里? A: Where is thisB: This is the post office.

058 It didn’t occur to me我没想到…. A: It didn’t occur to me that I would see you here.B: Neither did I.

059 Look over there!看那儿! A: Look over there! I think there is a fire.B: I hope that nobody is hurt.

060 No way! Absolutely out of the question!不行;绝不可能 A: Dad, can I have a party in our houseB: No way! (Absolutely out of the question!)

061 Leave me alone.别烦我 A: Cheer up and go having some fun.B: Just leave me alone.

062 Who is it谁呀? A: Who is itB: It’s me. Open the door.

063 It’s terrible.糟毙了 A: How was the movieB: It was terrible.

064 Wait for me.等等我 A: We are going to leave now!B: Hey! Wait for me!

065 I know what you mean.我知道你的意思. A: Do you understand meB: I know what you mean.

066 Can’t help克制不了;没办法控制 A: Can you stop laughingB: I can’t help myself.

067 Let me tell you…让我告诉你…… A: I don’t know how to get to the station.B: Let me tell you the way.

068 Drop in sometime!有空来坐坐 A: Bye! See you next time.B: Remember to drop in sometime.

069 Let’s get together next time.下次再约出来聚聚 A: Wow! What a night!B: Yeah! Let’s get together next time.

070 That’s easy for you to say.你说的倒容易 A: Remember to keep up your hard work.B: That’s easy for you to say.

071 Go ahead.请便 A: Excuse me, I want to go to the bathroom.B: Go ahead.

072 You’re out of your mind! / You’ve got to be out of your mind!你疯喽! A: Let’s jump down from here.B: You’ve got to be out of your mind! (You’re out of your mind!)

073 You don’t have to tell me.不用你告诉我(还用你说) A: You don’t have to tell me. I know already.B: I am just trying to remind you.

074 I can’t promise.我不敢保证 A: I need you to finish this tonight.B: I can’t promise.

075 I can’t complain / I have nothing to complain about不错呀!没啥好抱怨的 A: Is everything OK hereB: Everything is fine. I can’t complain.

076 In short总而言之 A: So how was your trip to LondonB: It was great in short.

077 In any case无论如何 A: We have to get these done in any case.B: I don’t think that we can make it.

078 You dare (to)你敢…. A: Do you dare to jump off that wallB: I dare not.

079 Welcome!欢迎你来 A: Nice to meet you.B: Welcome. Please come in.

080 What’s even worse….更惨的是…. A: Tony failed the exam.B: What’s even worse is that his girlfriend wants to break up with him.

081 It’s not worth it.不值得 A: Should I buy this watchB: No, it’s not worth it.

082 Take a seat. / Be seated.请坐 A: Please take a seat, Mr. Wang will be right with you.B: Thank you.

083 I am fine. / It couldn’t be better.我很好;再好也不过了 A: How are youB: I am fine, thank you.

084 Supposed to应该是 A: Where are the booksB: They are supposed to be on the shelf.

085 Don’t say anymore.别再说了! A: Please don’t say any more.B: I’m sorry! I don’t know that I am bothering you.

086 I think we have met somewhere.我想我们在哪见过 A: I think we have met somewhere.B: You look really familiar.

087 How long do you want us to wait for you你要我们等你多久? A: How long do you want us to wait for youB: Five more minutes.

088 Hurry up!快一点 A: Hurry up! You are going to be late for school.B: Coming, coming.

089 I’m off (to)我要去… A: Where are you goingB: I am off to the bank.

090 Who do you think you are你以为你是谁啊? A: Move! I want to sit here.B: Who do you think you are

091 Nice to meet you.幸会、幸会 A: Nice to meet you!B: My pleasure.

092 I don’t mind.我不介意 A: Do you mind if I smoke hereB: No, I don’t mind.

093 That really burns me up!那真的惹毛我了 A: Why are you so madB: He poured water on me. That really burns me up!

094 Good job! / Great job! / Nice going!干得好! A: I got 100 in math!B: Good job!

095 Not in your lifetime!门都没有 A: Could I ask you outB: Not in your lifetime!

096 Could you repeat that请再重复一遍好吗? A: Could you repeat that I didn’t get it.B: Sure! I will say it again.

097 Let it be.就这样吧! A: Should I take out the logo sticker on this pageB: No, let it be. It looks pretty good.

098 Come in(请)进来 A: May I come inB: Please!

099 What are you up to lately最近忙些什么呢? A: What are you up to latelyB: The same things.

100 I am afraid…恐怕… A: I am afraid it’s going to rain soon.B: Bring an umbrella with you.

中日韩3国球迷问上帝什么时候能得世界杯冠军哪个笑话

答民间评论:(高手在民间呀!)­

1、妙语生花­

A、中国男足今晚的目标是:今夜把巴西留在北京,参加不久后即将在北京召开的残奥会。­

B、郑智最大的作用就是在场上,把对手踢成郑智化。­

C、昨晚心情挺不错的,因为国足输得可谓酣畅淋漓!­

2、对联雅座­

A、华安和师爷­

师爷:一平二负共三场不胜四停五伤六废竟敢提七八九名十分大胆­

华安:十射九偏凑得八传七断六停五失四高尚且三心二意一等X L­

师爷:粗粗鲁鲁毛毛糙糙场场平平输输­

华安:糊糊涂涂庸庸碌碌年年失失败败­

师爷:球场里跑不动射不准 小小国足可笑可笑­

华安:对手前又击腹又踹裆 叫声老外提防提防­

B、李煜.虞美人­

上联:中国男足几多愁

下联:恰似一群太监上**­

横批:没人会射­

姊妹篇­

上联:再问中国男足有多忧­

下联:又似一群妓 女守**­

横批:总是被射­

3、名言警句­

1.珍爱生命远离国足­

2.吸烟有害健康,看国足有害生命­

3.看英超要钱看国足要命­

4.正确使用数字电视机可有效预防国足­

5.国足不是病踢起来真要命­

6.中国队要是能进球,我就投案自首!--拉登­

中国队要是能进球,我就停止核武器!--内贾德­

中国队要是能进球,我就轿悄改革开放!--金正日­

中国队要是能进球,我就把靖国神社拆了!--小泉纯一郎­没绝

中国队要是能进球,我就认拉灯当干爹!--布什­

中国队要是能进球,我就信佛!--上帝­

中国队要是能进球,我就信上帝!--释迦牟尼­

中国队要是能进球,我就回归!--阿扁­

中国队要是能进球,我马上复活--阿拉法特­

中国队要是能进球,我们就辞职!--中国足协最后说­

中国队要是能进球,我就倒着转!--地球说­

中国对要是能进球,我就从西边出来!--太阳说­

中国对要是能进球,我就去给猫当伴娘!--耗子说­

中国对要是能进球,我就再爆炸一次!-宇宙最后说­

7. 愤青说:中国足球是中国人的足球,你是中国人吗?不爱国足的是汉奸。­

精英说:只有中国足闭察渣球才有资格代表社会的黑暗面。­

伍毛说:明明是外国球员用**打击我们球员的脚。­

酱油party说:我们承认,国足比酱油更黑,而且酱油绝对没有国足的腐臭味道。­

网特说:据业内人士透露,中国男足是中国城市管理者的突击队。­

4、顺口溜­

国足现状:年龄基本虚构,长相基本丑陋,脑子基本锈逗,进攻基本靠走,传球基本靠瞅,停球基本靠手,过人基本靠吼,防守基本靠搂,射门基本没有,吓的门将直抖,门将基本无手,输球基本不愁,就像一群疯狗。 ­

5、笑话一箩筐­

A、看a片­

夜晚,我一个人在家,关上大门,关上窗户,拉上窗帘.打开电视机把台调到CCTV-5 想看一下中国男足.才看了5分钟.这时突然发现开门声.我一惊马上起身关上电视机.这时朋友进门.看见我的窘样,说:哇,你在看** 我赶紧连说没有.­

他就打开电视机,看见在播男足.就说:啊你在看中国足球队比赛我的脸瞬间红完,马上说:不是,不是,我是在看**!­

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B、国家队­

甲:听说你哥哥在国家队踢球­

乙:你哥才在国家队踢球呢!你全家都在国家队踢球­

C、上帝­

a、尴尬的上帝­

20xx年,一老人垂危之即,颤抖着嘴唇对自己的孙子说:"孩子……等……中国足球……世界杯出线,一定……要写……在纸上……烧给我,我在下面也高兴。"­

孩子说:"放心吧爷爷,我一定努力活到那一天。"听完孙子的话爷爷满意的闭上了双眼。

21xx年,一位行将就木的老人跪坐于坟前,禁不住泪如泉涌:"孙子不肖啊,这么多年来,我一直等,也没等到世界杯出线,我愧对列祖列宗呀!"说完怒攻心,浑身颤了两颤就不动了。那双眼睛却还瞪得大大的,死不瞑目呀­

孙子死后上了天堂,一天他遇到了上帝,上帝说:我能满足你一个愿望。­

他说:"能把日本岛沉了吗?"­

上帝说:这个难度太高,换个吧。­

孙子又说:那我要中国队世界杯出线。”­

上帝擦了擦头上的汗说:"你前一个愿望是什么?把地球仪拿来我看看­

b、哭泣的上帝­

韩国人问上帝他们什么时候能拿世界杯冠军,上帝说,50年后,韩国人摇头说:这辈子看不到了.­

日本人问上帝他们什么时候能拿世界杯冠军,上帝说,100年后,日本人摇头说:下辈子也不到了.­

中国人问上帝他们什么时候能拿世界杯冠军,上帝哭着说,我也看不到了­

D、国足背心­

一男子暴尸街头,他上身穿国足背心,下面穿女式情趣内裤,脸上画着浓妆。­

家属认尸之前,pol.ice为了维护死者的最后一点尊严,把国足背心给他脱了。­

E、严刑逼供­

队长问警员:“犯人招了没有?”­

警员说:“没有,犯人嘴硬的很。”­

队长说:“给犯人看《还珠格格》没?”­

警员说:“看了,连《流星花园》都看了,犯人也没招。”­

队长说:“那给犯人看美女作家的文章了吗?”­

警员说:“也看了,犯人吐了,但是仍然没招。”­

队长恼了:“那给犯人看小资写的东西。”­

警员说:“大哥,也给犯人看了,犯人晕倒了三次,还是挺了过来。”­

队长大怒:“那把央视的《射雕》和《笑傲》一起拿给犯人看!左边右边各摆一电视”­

警员:“大哥,这,这太狠了点吧。”­

队长:“没办法,硬汉就得下猛的。”­

过了一天,­

队长又问:“怎么样,招了没?”­

警员说:“犯人大小便失禁,硬是没招。”­

队长咆哮着:“放 中国足球。”­

警员:“大哥,会出人命的,要不换一个?”­

队长:“不是犯人死就是我亡。”­

过了一天,­

队长又问;“怎么样,招了没?”­

警员说:“犯人咬舌自尽了………”­

6、媒体报道­

A、《走进科学》之《国足在河边洗脚》­

河中生灵神必死亡,下游居民得上怪病,沿岸植物不断变异,是残留农药,还是生化攻击?敬请关注今晚《走进科学》即将播出的专题节目:《国足在河边洗脚》­

B、《英国太阳你报》之《大罗、小罗、C罗看后一言不发,惊呼国足不可战胜》­

英国太阳你报(即***报)11日讯:在北京奥运会男足小组赛中国队与比利时队的比赛中,中国队在落后两球的情况下,顽强的回敬了对手两张红牌,可比赛结束后中国队员才发现,原来两张红牌与进两球不是一个概念,自己仍然输掉了比赛。队员们感到十分委屈,纷纷表示希望国际足联改变规则,将红牌数等同于进球数,国际足联对此申请未置可否。一位不愿透露姓名的国际足联官员表示:中国队的申请VERY ***LITY。­

正在巴西度假的前世界足球先生罗纳尔多得知比利时球员被中国球员踢爆**后,显得十分震惊,以至于肚子上的肥肉不自觉的抖上两抖。罗纳尔多对记者说道:“我能够体会受伤的感觉,我自己曾经长期被膝伤困扰,但我想我是幸运的,我到现在还有能力泡美女、玩**,都是因为02年小组赛对阵中国时我没有进太多的球。那场比赛之前有很多队员对我说,罗尼,如果你想获得世界杯金靴奖,对中国队的比赛是关键。但我并没有听从他们的劝告,因为在此之前中国队的‘铲腿爵士’郑智铲断了西塞的腿,我不想遭到这样的灾难,因此我明智的选择了只进一个球,现在看来,我的决定是正确的。”­

目前效力于曼联队的世界头号球星C罗在中国队的比赛之后也接受了太阳你报记者的采访,面对记者,他首次披露了为何拒绝皇马的邀请而坚持留在曼联的原因。“你知道,没人会希望自己失去**,”C罗带着心有余悸的表情说道,“我只有23岁,我的前途还很远大,至少我不想成为一个残疾人。我为什么留在曼联?这都是弗格森爵士的功劳,他对我说,‘克瑞斯,如果你坚持要转会皇马,我就把你送到中超联赛去踢球,而不是象之前所说的那样把你晾在看台上。’老实说,我真的害怕爵士会这么做,你要知道,爵士是个说到做到的人,他做出的决定没人能改变。”­

正在中国参加奥运会的小罗最近心情有些低落,一想到 13号就要面对中国队,他感到十分绝望。他对记者诉苦道:“我不知道该怎么办,我只是想为祖国尽一些力,让巴西国奥队可以第一次获得奥运会金牌。但是如果这样做的代价是倒在中国队的CHINESE KONG FU之下,我不知该怎么抉择。我希望教练在比赛当天不要派我上场,我对我的**有很深厚的感情,我也不想被郑智的肘击打断我的门牙,它们都是我成名的标志。我这几天正在和教练就此事进行交涉,但目前来看情况并不乐观。”­

据悉,欧足联正在考虑制定一项新的规定,允许球员在比赛时穿上铁裤裆作为防具。欧足联主席普拉蒂尼表示:“我们认为随着现代足球的发展,铁裤裆的出现是不可避免的,尤其是在面对中国队的时候。”而国际足联对于此事未做回应,有未经证实的消息称,国际足联正在考虑是否给中国足协施加压力,要求解散中国男足,这样就可以一劳永逸的解决世界范围内的“中国足球恐惧症”。­

7、广告.情趣广告词­

阿里汉国足兵败后,“伟哥”找了国家队队员做广告:该队员左手抱一个足球,右手指着屏幕说:“谁能90多分钟不射,我能!”­

保险套厂家看了“伟哥”的广告后,深受启发,于是从国家队里找了一群队员也做了个广告:所有队员对着球门轰炸,广告语:“不管射多少次,射不进去就是射不进去!”­

生产避孕药的厂家也想拍广告,可避孕药主要是给女人用的,怎么办?!还是中国足协有办法:让中超红哨们身穿黑衣,哨子一吹,手一挥,傲气凛然地说:“不管射进去了多少,统统不算!”­

接受生活中的风雨,时光匆匆流去,留下的是风雨过后的经历,那时我们可以让自己的心灵得到另一种安慰。所以遇到说明问题我们可以积极的去寻找解决的方法,时刻告诉自己没有什么难过的坎。窝牛号关于theshy是中国人吗就整理到这了。

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